Orthodox vegetarian ISO wicked sense of humor

I laugh a lot -- more than one person should, really. I tend to be optimistic, sarcastic, fairly fun to be around, and real. I'm notorious for running late, forgetting vital things, and focusing on grammatical errors in written work. I've survived life thusfar due to one or more of the following: God's good grace/humor; an overabundance of charm; my ability to be completely endearing. I'm a big fan of Orthodoxy, music after 1980, and my family. I love DIY projects, including anything from assembling furniture to fixing household issues using nothing but duct tape and a sharpie. Oh, I can hold a conversation. Looking For: I want a nice guy (i.e. Orthodox, compassionate, tolerant, honest, sweet, good conversationalist, ego-free, hilarious). These are non-negotiables. ...And now that I've weeded most guys out, who's left?