Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Not a magga, not a dork: greek guy looking to meet greek ladies for friendship and hanging out and if something develops, awesome: no pressure, no expectations, whatever happens, happens (only because I dont go into meeting someone LOOKING to find my soulmate or whatever, I just think its something that 'happens' between two people, katalaves?). Im very intelligent, witty, cultured, down-to-earth, and a very nice person. im also a HAPPY person, cynical people stay the flock away from me, i dont need any bad karma. Im 100% drama-free and plan to stay that way, fiercely loyal, Im not the type of person that goes to Cavo and hits on every girl in the room. Not a wierdo, not a perv, I have morals and standards, im honest and dont BS. Nowadays I prefer to sit home and watch the discovery channel (have gotten over drinking myself into a stuper) and I HATE talking about myself. Looking for; besides what Ive mentioned throughout this half-assed-attempt-at-a-profile; someone who can speak/read/write greek (doesnt have to be perfect, but if all you know is 'ouzo' and 'malaka', skip this profile please), someone who looks good in a bikini and can wear sweats and a ponytail during the day and high-heels at night (and who knows that sweats with heels is a fashion faux pas LOL), someone who is extremely intelligent but NOT a snooty intellectual type (does that make any sense?). BUT the most important thing (and hardest to find) is CHEMISTRY. OK i wrote wayyy too much. NY area only please