Come over to the dark side, we have cookies!

Ah! There you are! Welcome! Pull up a chair, Milk? Cookies? Something stronger perhaps? Wont describe what I look like since I have just filled in a million questions, oh, and my thumb is a couple of inches long (they forgot to ask that, thought you might like to know) and I am sure you have eyes to see the gallery. But I am sure you might have other more pragmatic questions eh? So shoot them over. Gladly answer them, draw diagrams with arrows and boxes if you want. What is there not mentioned here? into a myriad of things including tattoos (on me and what I look for but not essential) and a bit rock does tickle the sweet spot yes? All good? Can I get you anything else? If so, just wink at me, email me, carrier pigeon if you like. Problems? say you are not interested, helps rather than the silence, its all about communication isn't it? What am I looking for you might ask? A wild child to be my partner in crime? Perhaps a travelling companion to sneak into foreign climes? Someone to argue about the ending of a movie? All of the above? No specifics, since we are all different and you know it takes two right? Well, until I hear from you I shall go back to doing my escape plans in case of a Zombie epidemic. Where did I put my boots?