HELP I need to learn Greek language and life style. Would you be my mentor

I'm not Greek but I'm working with Greeks and my best friends are Greek. I need to learn Greek and my friends said that in order to be able to speak Greek perfectly I need to get in contact with a nice Greek lady and start a relationship with her. That would be the way to do it :-) As you can see I like humor. I'm an aquarius and thus very curious, social and always in for as well as a good laugh as for a serious conversation