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Hi, meeting people online is new to me. I am a young gent who has a great sense of humour, I'm only serious when it's absolutely necessary. I'm a well-educated smartypants, my job is pretty demanding/rewarding and I wouldn't have it any other way. My family is uber-Greek and they mean the world to me, my ethicity and culture is something very sacred to me. I love olives, there, I said it. Keeping that in mind, not everything has to be Greek all the time, Canada is an amazing country with so much to offer. I'm a guy, so occassionally I do guy stuff like drinking scotch and smoking cigars. I like a woman to be feminine, but also immature (the good kind of immature, we don't have to be grown-ups all the time). I have absolutely no time for stuck up snobs.