A kind of mysterious private Greek guy in Des Plaines seeking Cinderella

I need someone fun, smart, sentient, intelligent, creative, adventurous, and religious. I live in the northwest suburbs so please get to know me by messaging me. It would be fun to reconnect with my Hellenism and have more Greek friends. It would be important if you were Christian and spoke minimal Greek, for no reason other than to establish a cultural connection. I appreciate popular culture created before 1980 and might argue that most mass media created after the '80s is not worthwhile of archival storage.