ever-changing, ever-evolving, and everlost?

I Google everything. Prefer lowercase to uppercase. Like striped jerseys and well mown lawns. Don't like white walls or beer induced hangovers, any other hangover is okay. Am always late for work. Enjoy a good whiskey. Buy things and forget to use them or wear them. Lose things all the time. Have a terrible short term memory. Can't stand ironing. Stay cool under pressure. Might have superhero syndrome. Like wearing pajama pants. Walk around with a pencil behind an ear. Wish I didn't have 20/20 vision. Attracts bees? Am paranoid about making spelling errors. Drink a lot of green tea. Wish I had a white lab coat.