looking for someone who's looking?

Well I'll give you the bad first ...I'm sarcastic, cynical, misanthropic, pessimistic, and sadistic ... the good??? at least I'm honest lol :-P Looking For: Well I don't have an ideal partner in mind because you obviously never know who you'll end up with, right? but I'd appreciate if you fluently spoke English and weren't eligible to collect your Social Security just yet, besides that, f*ckin' A with me! Oh and it wouldn't hurt if you had a mutual love for death metal, lol ;)